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Ah, to all my stoopids, Happy Easter, may you feast on tums and pepsid AC after consuming all that chocolate. MENG!!

Hi Folks,

This is not so much a review but a comment on the movie, NO I have not seen it, but I have viewed several trailers for this and my whiskers are standing on end..

First off the poster, they’re coming, PLEASE we are already here are you people kidding me, and no they don’t move around in shadows sneaking around like some woosy.

And no, they don’t amuse themselves by stacking bottles of condiments and booze in fancy dancy artistic formations, unless the dumb asses like my Brother have nothing better to do. The woman is out of her mind if she thinks her kid had the skill to do something like that, what a MORON.

HA!! no forced entry of course not dumb ass, plus they don’t resort to unnecessary violence to get the point across, except a few claw marks here or there (when needed).

Get a clue this is stupid.. Want real?? get them from the experts, who??? well that I can’t say just saying PFF PFF MENG!!

My mother always seems to get her frame into my photo’s and it ticks me off, she tells me that she should be in the photo’s since she is the “ORIGINAL MISS” that is just a stupid name that STOOPID #2 thought off, original YEAH RIGHT, I can tell you what I think is the only thing that is original on her.

I have appealed to the humans several times to stop doting on her, but now it seems I will now have to make veiled allusions to their sub-average intelligence quotient, using fancy dancy words that make me look smarter (WAIT A MINUTE, I AM SMARTER)

MENG!!!!

Hi Folks,

I have a bit of a whacky family, like look at my humans STOOPID #1 & 2, so when I was bribed into posing for this picture, I was kinda against it since my Brother Alawar, Professor Scientist Alpha Beta, (HAHAHA YEAH RIGHT) he is just plain old dumb ass or goof head to me, or my Mother Cadence (you don’t wanna know what I call her) STOOPID #1 calls her Mush Mush, please give me a bloody break..

Yeah and then you have yours truly CEO, top cat, big cheese, or Queen if you are feeling dramatic, never the less my brother was non to happy about posing with me as you can tell in the pic, and my mom well she was just out of it, since her favorite past time is licking the beer bottles that have been opened and put to take back to the booze store. ( the drunkard floozy)

Any way time for a cat nap… LATER..

MENG

Hi Folks,

Since it is Valentines Day I thought it would be frolicsome if I put up a photo of my Brother Alwar being a total goof ball, some scientist he is… The only science he knows is eating, drinking and pooping and not necessarily in that order.

You got to give him credit for trying to get into the festive spirit though..

Hi Folks,

It’s that time of year again when people get all mushy and gushy, they give each other flowers which I try and eat, then I throw up so STOOPID #2 no longer buys flowers, STOOPID #1 does not eat chocolates but that is ok since they would make her fat, they don’t do the card thing, that is a shame cause I love to knock them over and watch as they plummet to the ground.

So I just terrorize my cousin more, and I excel at being a suck more so I am happy.. As for cupids arrow WELL that would be the tip of my claw MUWHAHAHA!! PFF PFF MENG

Good morning,

My human which I call STOOPID #1 made the most stupefying breakfast this morning, naturally my cat instincts were to get in there and observe. Since to those that know me call me Gin The Juve, I took this name sake to heart by attempting to steal some breakfast meat off the table. Stoopid #2 caught me but being the unflagging little crapper that I am, I stood fast and received my just reward…. Muwahhahahaha, I love my humans so wispy minded when it comes to ME!!!

PFF PFF MENG!!

Hi again!

Listening to that Gotye song is like a rare blend of catnip. MENG! But I think I would like to explore some different tunes in the next while. Come back often….

Hi. Do you know that song by Gotye? You must have heard it. It was HUGE last year. Got him on the map. Well, I can’t get that song out of my pretty head. But, I think he got part of the chorus wrong. It really goes like this…

“I had to come out and say

I’m the one leaving water bottles on the floor for you to trip over

Yeah, it’s just the way I play

Geneva The Bum is the BEST you know”

Geneva….

Geneva….

MENG

In case you don’t know the song:

Gotye – Somebody That I Used To Know

Hello Peoples,

Geneva the Bum is back and better than ever!!! My humans lost my last web site and I am still very angry about that, but then again that is another story.

In the next little while, I will be blogging my thoughts about computer gaming, computing and causing problems in the household. WAIT?? WHAT?? Did you expect something more from a “CAT”?? Is it not enough that I play on the PS3 and I have an opinion on games and computers and I want to take over the world???

Stay tuned humans. You are in for a treat!!