{"id":59,"date":"2013-02-14T11:27:57","date_gmt":"2013-02-14T16:27:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/genevathebum.com\/?p=59"},"modified":"2013-02-14T11:41:08","modified_gmt":"2013-02-14T16:41:08","slug":"happy-valentines-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/genevathebum.com\/?p=59","title":{"rendered":"Happy Valentines Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hi Folks,<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s that time of year again when people get all mushy and gushy, they give each other flowers which I try and eat, then I throw up so STOOPID #2 no longer buys flowers, STOOPID #1 does not eat chocolates but that is ok since they would make her fat, they don&#8217;t do the card thing, that is a shame cause I love to knock them over and watch as they plummet to the ground.<\/p>\n<p>So I just terrorize my cousin more, and I excel at being a suck more so I am happy.. As for cupids arrow WELL that would be the tip of my claw MUWHAHAHA!! PFF PFF MENG<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/genevathebum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Valentine-Geneva.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-60\" alt=\"Valentine Geneva\" src=\"http:\/\/genevathebum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Valentine-Geneva-300x187.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"https:\/\/genevathebum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Valentine-Geneva-300x187.jpg 300w, https:\/\/genevathebum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Valentine-Geneva-1024x640.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/genevathebum.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Valentine-Geneva.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hi Folks, It&#8217;s that time of year again when people get all mushy and gushy, they give each other flowers which I try and eat, then I throw up so<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-httpgenevathebum-com"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/genevathebum.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/genevathebum.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/genevathebum.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/genevathebum.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/genevathebum.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/genevathebum.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/genevathebum.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/genevathebum.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/genevathebum.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}